I'm getting tired of my dates. I want to hear about yours (good or bad).

Fill out my

questionnaire

, and email it to:

onehundredfirstdates@gmail.com.

You know you want to.

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100FD Questionnaire

How did you meet?

We met though Ok Cupid. I was a bit reluctant to get on this site after mediocre results from others. But, I figured I had nothing to lose.

Name

: Ben

Height

: 5'8" (But is hell bent on believing he is 5'10"-- what ever you say buddy)

Age

: 33

Occupation

: Marketing

Good quotes from date

: There were no good ones. However, there were a number of epic eyerolls and lip-pursings.

Why is he still single?

Just hasn't found the right man. But has found the right cats (See below).

Did he pay for the date?

No, I did since I asked him out to drinks. But I should have sold my kidneys in advance of the date as the bill was outrageous.

Did he contact you after the date?

Immediately afterward to make sure I got home safely. Very gentlemanly of him.

How many dates did you go on?

So far we've been on three. From face-value, he seems like a sweet guy.

Would you recommend to a friend?

If you're a cat lover, yes. He owns two and consider them "his kids." Not 100% sure it will work out between us due to his kids and my cat allergy. But, am 100% sure he loves his kids/cats--as per his photo of the floor to ceiling cat scratch tower that was erected for them.

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I learned a lot from this date like gay guys also lie about their height, are also looking for the right man, and holy jesus! you date quickly. Already on the 3rd date and you just met last week? That is a trick that needs to be taught to the straights. Please conduct a workshop on this. You can't top a cute post date text so I like this guy already.

However his kids MIGHT

stand in the way of your future because, my dear gay husband, I know how you feel about cats given the last time I stayed over I watched you douse the strays in your backyard with vinegar. Just sayin'.

My bestest friend since high school, a.k.a. "my gay husband", shares a date with us.

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100FD Questionnaire

How did you meet? We met at a birthday party. Of course I was shocked to see him since we work in the same building and I didn't know he was gay.

Name: Michael

Height: 6'1"

Age: 40 (Surprisingly, he looks no older than 34. He must moisturize)

Occupation: Lobbyist

Good quotes from date: There were no ringers that stand out.

Why is he still single? Good question. I asked him the day after via text and I never heard back from until until a week and a half later. I'm guessing he either didn't like to be questioned that way or he thought the date was just an oral interview to be his concubine.

Did he pay for the date? Nope. I asked him on the date so I picked up the tab. AND, I brought that b*stard a cupcake from Curbside Cupcake as a surprise.

Did he contact you after the date? Yes; immediately after to thank me (via text); which was nice. But, a good week and a half went by before I heard back from him (Please see the "Why is he still single?" section); but that was due to me reaching out with a "Hey, I haven't heard from you in a while. How are things?" text.

How many dates did you go on? One. He said he wanted to do dinner (last week) and would contact me. In that time my phone number nor e-mail address has not changed. Additionally, I believe messenger pigeons (though primitive) are still in use; so I'm still trying to figure out why he hasn't contacted me for that date.

Would you recommend to a friend? Can't say that I would. He's easy on the eyes; but deeming him a flake would be too much of a compliment.

Comments: I was pretty psyched to go out on a date with this guy. I've always thought he was attractive while seeing him at work. Then finding out he was gay and wanted to have dinner with me was the icing on the cake. The conversation during the date was good. Of course, that gave me hope that we'd go on a second date shortly there after.

I guess if my life depended on him contacting me for the second date, or even to say, "Hey, I had a good time with you but I don't think we clicked and do you mind just hanging out as friends?", I would be dead by now. I think moving forward I will think twice before trying to dip my quill in the company ink.

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If i were a gay man, i would have married you by now. Paying for dinner and bringing him a cupcake? So cute. Guess we both have to keep on truckin'.