18. July 2010: Jason

How did you meet? online

Name: Jason

Height: 6'0"

Age: 23 (ok, in my defense i thought this could be a fun, summer fling...so wrong was i)

Occupation: Writer/comedian

Good quotes from date:

Beginning to middle of date, I got a private ticket to his stand-up comedy routine and new jokes that I did not purchase. He was not funny. 

End of date: "I'm attracted to you, I want to take out out again" Then groped me despite my protests. Also not funny.

Did you make out? Uh...he tried to kiss me after walking me to my bike, a peck on the lips, I pulled away wondering what the hell was going on. Then he tried again, and I actually had to say something...see comments. awkward-ville!

Why is he still single? He's a baby, he should be single

Did he pay for the date? yes

Did he contact you after the date? No, this event actually inspired me to hide my online profile for a few weeks due to exhaustion and general consistent disappointment.

How many dates did you go on? 1

Would you recommend to a friend? No, unless the friend was born in the 1990's


I'll give him this: he had total balls. Even after I rejected him for a second date and brushed off the kiss, he still kept at it, saying he wanted to take me dinner...I began to remember what it was like when I was 23, new to NYC, fresh-faced, innocent, caught up in the energy of the city and how everything and everyone felt new and shiny...

I jumped on my bike as quickly as I could and rode back to my 30-something life. I'm happy in this decade.