Text o' the night: From a Single Gal

You'd appreciate this situation. Was just dragged away from a bar that contained 5 marriage prospects to be at a "quieter" bar where people uninterested in finding mates can "hear each other." UGH. Take me back to the boys.

--text from a lovely single friend of mine

Sometimes, ladies, those who have mates or who don't care about finding mates need to raise their voices a little higher to hear each other so us single gals can stay at a bar with single boys.