Best Quotes Heard During My Stay-cation

"The problem with dating younger women is that they don't how to want to get fucked."
      -My non-date from high school

"The inability to multi-task is actually one of the things I kind of love about men."
     -MJ, author of Love Hurts Bacon Heals  

"He'll make a great first husband."
      -My girlfriend

 "Doesn't anyone have girlfriends anymore?"
      -My uncle