Yes. I Would Like a Man to Take Me Around the World



Hey there, you sparked my interest so I wanted to reach out. It might be the familiar look in your eye (it's telling me you could really handle an adventure), though I bet you could also spend a whole day soaking up the sun, relaxing to the sound of seagulls and crashing waves...

But that's a lot to assume from a profile and a quick look at your pictures... so I'd be curious to know a little more about you and your taste for travel and fun. So tell me... if someone offered you a free trip anywhere in the world, where would you head?  

(Me - no response)


Hey, look, I've noticed that the particularly sharp women online wait for a guy to notice them. Then they wait for the guy to remember them and email them a second time. 

I'm one of those guys. This is your second email.  


 This sounds like threat. "This is your second email." I'm sure you say that to all the ladies.

What I need to know it this: Are you offering a free trip to anywhere in the world? If so, I choose Iceland, then Ireland, then Rwanda, then India, then Australia, then New Zealand. I think a round-the-world ticket would cover that. Thanks!

(Him - no response)