Tinder Killed the OkCupid (Star)

I'm off OkCupid for good. Tinder provides me with more amusement and better dates than OkCupid ever could. Goodbye, OkC; you are dead to me. 

"Tinder Killed The OkCupid Star"

 

(Adapted from The Buggles, Video Killed the Radio Star")

 

I signed up online back in 2010

Lyin' awake intent on logging into you

I was younger and the boys came through you

oh-a-oh

You took the credit for a number of dates 

Here on this blog with new technology

And now I understand the online date scene

oh-a-oh

I used you daily

oh-a-oh

What happened to you?

Tinder killed the OkCupid

Tinder killed the OkCupid

We get to swipe the pictures fast,

we can't rewind or think too much

Whoa!

Oh - aoh – oh - oh – oh

Oh – aoh – oh - oh - oh

And now I meet men so much quicker

I get to match with people I like, 

And you remember, the weirdos from OKC,

oh-a-oh

You were the first one

oh-a-oh

But you are dead now

Tinder killed the OkCupid

Tinder killed the OkCupid

We know if we have mutual friends, 

We aren't strangers, we live close

Not far!

Oh - aoh – oh - oh – oh

Oh – aoh – oh - oh - oh

Alright

Tinder killed the OkCupid

Tinder killed the OkCupid

Pictures of tigers make me laugh,

I'm not going back, I've gone too far

Pictures came and made me laugh,

Put all the blame on OKC

You are... the Tinder star [x2]

Tinder killed the OkCupid [x7]

Tinder killed that OkCupid, yes it did