I Should...

Unless you're asking me out on a date, in which case let's skip to the wedding because you're one of the few men who knows how to use a phone.

Call with Mom

Called my mom today to wish her a happy birthday. We chatted about improv. It went like this:

Me: "Yeah I'm going to take the next level class, so hopefully soon -- "

Mom: "Soon you'll meet someone!"

Me: "Uh, I was going to say hopefully soon you and dad can come to a performance, but ok, sure, that'd be nice too."

Mom, happy birthday and thanks for having me. I really appreciate being here on earth. You're the best.