How did you meet? online

Name: Dan

Height: 5'10"

Age: 34

Occupation: Film producer/comedian

Good quotes from date: "I make the best arepas."

Did you make out? Lord, no

Why is he still single? Quite immature

Did he pay for the date? Yes*
*I can't really consider this a date, seeing as though we met up at a bar at 1 am, but I just got into town it was a saturday night; I was bored.

Did he contact you after the date? yes, via text. see comments.

How many dates did you go on? 1

Would you recommend to a friend? no

Comments: As we parted ways outside the bar, he said he wanted to hang out again, I said sure (but I was lying). The next day I got a text: "Hey, had a good time the other night, but I probably won't call because of my impending move*, good luck!"

*He was moving to a neighborhood one subway stop away.