1. Now that it's cold outside I don't need to shave my legs

2. I can sleep diagonal in my bed

3. I don't have to compromise, ever

4. I don't have to pretend to like my boyfriend's annoying/weirdo family members

5. I never have to watch sports on TV

6. I now attend 90% fewer weddings than when I was in a couple

7. I never have to have to ask "How was your day?" and pretend I care about the answer

8. I can go on vacation whenever and wherever I please, and I can always have the aisle seat

9. I can spend more time at the gym and I can see my abs again

10. My vibrator never asks for a blow job