Why yes, thanks for asking. I am still single.

Happy Birthday, _____!


Still single? Come check out your matches and find out who wants to meet you for your birthday. Also, have some cake!
Birthday cake

So, boys, who wants to meet me for the birthday?! It won't be awkward at all! Just a few of my closest friends at an intimate dinner and you. We'll only size up your boyfriend/husband potential for the first 2 hours. Then we'll be too drunk to care. Oh, what's that? You'd like to pay for all of our dinners? Well, if you insist. 

Thanks, OkCupid, for making this the best birthday ever!