Guest Dater: Margaret's Date with God and an Idiot

100FD Questionnaire

How did you meet? On line

Name: Steven

Height: 6’1

Age: 48 (I was 49)

Occupation: Drama professor at local college

Good quotes from date:
(All him)

"I’ve always wanted to suck a guy’s cock but it’s a sin."

"God has led me to do the right things in life—like I want to grab your breast right now but he’s telling me not too."

"Youth is so beautiful. They won’t let you sleep with your students anymore; it’s such a shame."

"I thought you’d be driving at least a BMW."

"Can we do this again? I really like your mind and your body."

"I won an Emmy."

Why is he still single? He’s an idiot. See quotes.

Did he pay for the date? No. It was coffee. He never moved for his wallet.

Did he contact you after the date? No. I think my screaming made my disinterest clear.

How many dates did you go on? 1

Would you recommend to a friend? No, no, no


Listen to your instincts. I didn’t want to go until he sang me a Sinatra song. He was good looking and tall—but he is scary and dumb and he’s teaching the children. One of only two dates I've walked out on in this life. So far.

Holy Jesus! I think I would've walked out of the coffee shop after the first quote. You are a patient woman. I fear for the children he's teaching. But really Margaret, why don't you have a BMW? Wowsas.

Thanks for sharing!